Haiku Review

Here is the second instalment of all our, our friends, and random peoples Haikus that grace the wonders of Twitter. Loads of Source Code reviews this month, including dave_or_did’s lovely view that wobbly is pronounced wobberly! (fixed – Dave)

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SOURCE CODE (Laura Kavanagh)
Final memories
Help to avert disaster
Cut last eight minutes

SUBMARINE (Laura Kavanagh)
Tries to be quirky
Couldn’t care less about the
Characters stories

CAVE OF FORGOTTEN DREAMS (Damien Beedham)
Werner Herzog doc
Amazing cave art work but
Let’s forget 3D

LIMITLESS (Damien Beedham)
Take the pill or not?
No brainer when no limits
Good fun though silly

WALKABOUT (Damien Beedham)
Oz and Agutter
Are stunning in Walkabout
Classic Nic Roeg

THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU (Chris Matic)
Matt Damon and Blunt
Show that true love happens when
You run really fast

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE (Chris Matic)
Knowing set up gag
Crispin Glover loses arm
Beyond that, not much

@darrenleebolton

MICMACS
Jean-Pierre Jeunet,
What the hell happened to you?
Your last two are shit!

CRAZY HEART
Shit film, good acting.
There is nothing else to say.
Shit film, good acting.

ME AND ORSON WELLES
Awfully written,
But perfect Welles impression.
Chaplin’s abysmal

@shooting_fish

SOURCE CODE 
Mind bending plot lines
Kept me guessing throughout it
Perfect thriller flick!

FINDING NEMO
Poor fishy gets caught
Comedy gulls and turtles;
Ellen steals the show

@dave_or_did

SOURCE CODE
Truly gripping stuff,
Story was most intriguing,
But wobbly ending

Our favourite (other) Haiku Reviewer

@dirtyvicar

HEARTLESS 
Atmospheric creeps
lurk despite a lethal pace.
Boo hoo, a birthmark.

HANNA
Hip, Euro-style thrills
(Deadly) fish out of water
Modern Grimm fable

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER
Like so many faiths,
all illusion, no magic.
Metaphor hammer!