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Top 10 (in no order)
IN TIMEÂ (@LyndseyJJackson)
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit, shit, shite, utter shit shit,
Shit shit shit shit film.
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTSÂ (@LyndseyJJackson)
I’d have never thought
American football film
Would be quite so good.
CONTAGIONÂ Â (@darrenleebolton)
Never exciting,
But it’s always interesting.
Getting there Steve-o!
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVINÂ (@darrenleebolton)
1D evil kid,
Kills kids in a 1D town,
Destroys 3D mum!
HOUSE (HAUSU)Â (@dave_or_did)
All but the sink used
In a bat shit crazy film
That made my head spin
TOUCH OF EVILÂ Â (@dave_or_did)
Could this Welles film be
Better than Kane in some ways?
Grimy masterpiece
THE INNOCENTSÂ Â (@dave_or_did)
Old ‘creepy kids’ film
Makes me sleep with the lights on.
Terrifying stuff
TROLL HUNTER (@dirtyvicar)
So many trolls you’ll
Think it’s a Kardashian
Family function.
HOT COFFEE Â (@dirtyvicar)
More startling than
A cup of scalding decaf
To the naughty bits.
TABLOIDÂ Â (@dirtyvicar)
Errol Morris knows
Eccentrics make great subjects.
Your jaw might just drop.
@dirtyvicar’s Kardashian jibe made me spit coffee on my paperwork…. worth it though!