Director: Straw Weisman
Writers: Straw Weisman
Producers: Straw Weisman/Debbie Weisman/Troy Palmer-Hughes
Starring: David Blanchard/Jennifer Day
BBFC Certification: 15
Duration: 89 minutes
A psycho called George kidnaps our ‘heroine’ Megan and stuffs her in the boot of his car where he plays mind games with her for an hour and a half through a two-way microphone and speaker…yup, I think I’ve pretty much covered everything here…
Now I know it stars only two people for an hour and a half but this had the potential to be something good which instead turned into an epic fail! Honestly one of the worst movies I’ve seen in my life, I think I’d rather watch one of Seltzer and Friedburg’s ‘comedy’ movies again than this! The characters are about as interesting as cardboard and the psycho isn’t believable. The woman is even worse as she lays in the Buy Nolvadex Online Pharmacy No Prescription Needed car laugh-I mean, crying unconvincingly. The acting is probably the worst I’ve seen and tends to insult my sight and hearing, they could have been replaced by cardboard cut-outs of themselves and they probably would have done a better acting job. The story could have been something great but instead dragged for too long with quite a few pointless scenes. The worst part of this movie was the ending which was painfully predictable.
I can’t review much more of this movie as I just can’t see what else I can say about it apart from…don’t see it! Not worth the watch to be honest. I don’t know what made me think the trailer looked decent because looking at it now makes me cringe!
If I had the choice to watch Trunk or Disaster Movie, I seriously think I would actually pick Disaster Movie and I really hate that movie. Save yourself the time and watch the trailer…you can guess what happens in the end. I just wished I could have ninety minutes of my life back!
Reviewed by Dazz Camponi