As one season ends, another begins - and for once, we're not talking about TV. Last month we received a huge amount of Haiku Reviews, which is fantastic! We love reading your short form poetic reviews, so keep tweeting them using the hashtag #haikureview. If you're looking for some film inspiration, look no further - as chosen by our followers, we here present a selection of the very best, worst and most contraversial.

INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS (@nicholascpappas)
A drive-in "classic."
Chief Spano snubbed for Oscar?
It's so bad it's good.

KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS (@airjoshb)
A fable unfolds.
Evocative. Poetic.
Laika's masterpiece.

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THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN (David Brook)
This CG reboot
Overplays some set pieces
But remains great fun.

THE SHALLOWS (Darren Bolton)
It's made in a way
That presumes audiences
Are beyond stupid.

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THE BFG (Damien Beedham)
Technically superb
But very disappointing.
Read the book instead.

THE INVITATION (Darren Bolton)
A pretty bad script
Is helped by great direction
And performances.

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GHOSTBUSTERS (@airjoshb)
Night at the improv
Nostalgia turned against you
Empty on its own

GHOSTBUSTERS (@lornarabbit)
Ghost themed comedy.
It's not that deep - can't we all
Calm down and have fun?

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LIGHTS OUT (@nicholascpappas)
Full of surprises.
Strong character based horror
Leads to better scares.

HELL OR HIGH WATER (@possiblyevenme)
Chris Pine's handlebar
moustache? Superb. Bridges plays
his standard role well.

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