Chris Matic has watched all of the Harry Potter films back to back (glutton?) and Haiku'd (that's right, it's a verb now) them in a frenzy! To mark what will undoubtedly become the biggest grossing film of all time, here they are in all their miniature glory!

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HARRY POTTER & THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE
Dodgy start from all.
The magic yet to arrive
in standard kids film

HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
A very poor film that
Barely captures the drama
Of magical books

HARRY POTTER & THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
The foreboding moon,
With a dark tone everywhere.
Getting better now

HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Bum achingly long.
Awkwardly paced with 'events'.
Cracking Voldemort

HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
Best adaptation,
Taking a rambling paced book
And making it work

HARRY POTTER & THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
Anticlimactic,
But sets up the finale.
(And Dumbledore dies!)

HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS Part 1
For all the drama
This 'object' driven road film
has too much to-do

HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS Part 2
As it requires
a snappy Part two which is
just a long fight scene

 

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