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18th October sees the re-release of seminal slasher movie, Black Christmas (1974) on DVD and the kind people at Metrodome have 3 copies for us to give away.
You can find a review of the film here and for an overview, this is the film’s press release:
“A sorority group’s Christmas holiday plans are violently disturbed by a sadistic, obscene phone call that threatens to shatter the yuletide peace for good.
Their fear is calmed by the local police who assure them there’s nothing to worry about, but when the first body turns up, the depraved caller’s threats soon become a horrifying reality.
Slowly the girls are picked off one by one and a frantic search begins to find the killer before their white Christmas turns blood red.
As brutal in its violence as it is terrifying in its effect, BLACK CHRISTMAS is a true horror classic that left its mark on the genre for years to come, influencing such horror greats as Halloween and Scream.
Now it is re-released for a new generation to once again experience the sheer terror of the original stalk-and-slash masterpiece.”
The competition is only open to residents of the UK and Blueprint: Review contributors are not applicable I’m afraid. The competition closes on October 17th.
To be in with a chance of winning simply post your own caption for the image below in the comments section and our favourite 3 will be sent a copy of the film on DVD. Just make sure you enter your email address in the appropriate box so that we can contact the winners (don’t post it in the comment itself for all to see though).
The competition is now closed and we have picked 3 winners. The winners are LukeyM, David Simpson and Lee Jones. Congratulations guys and we will be contacting you soon.
After Lee Jones didn’t reply to our emails I’m afraid his prize has been passed onto fourth place, who was Rebekah Smith. Congratulations!
3D ‘Braille’ Posters… cos blind people need excitement too.
Margo explained that Danny’s arse felt soft and tender; just like mild green Fairy liquid…
And what about THIS wallpaper? Should I strip it too?
its been so long i make do with this poster 😉 !
“I don’t care who you are, you’re not seeing that!”
“Beyond the door lay the Kingdon of the mighty Arselan”
The new President of the CND was a little hard of hearing…
Oh, I thought you said “Ban the Bum”
Read my palm and I will feel your crystal balls!
Ah, so THAT’S what you meant when you asked to come check out your ‘Peace of bum’.
Ere Ernest .”.whoever hung this paper needs shooting..come and feel the bumps “
‘No, no you must step inside! An arsenal of weapons awaits you!’
Of course I have gained 1 or 2 pounds since then 😐
It’s supposed to a NO ENTRY sign!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooh err! there’s ectoplasm coming through from the other side!
Oh my god, what a stange place to put a door knob
Once upon a time I used to look like this
mom wasn’t too impressed with the results of Steve’s 21st birthday photo shoot.
The ultimate horror, buying your wallpaper and dress from the same shop.
How are we going to get to the bottom of this?
Which arse left that there???
Mother wasn’t impressed with my latest “moonpig” creation!
oh dear when i said i wanted to show him a picture of the ring i wanted this isnt exactly what i had in mind !!!!
Eyes off! When all you’ve got left for christmas are memories and a sad old photo, funny things can start to happen…but MY BUM NEVER LOOKED BIG.
Merry Christmas son, it’s a picture me when I was young with your real father. Not that jerk you’ve been calling dad for all these years. Now go to the store and get your mother some more vodka!
And with the left over wallpaper Marjorie made herself a smashing blouse.
‘Desperate Housewives’ !!!
When poor Alfred passed over I needed somewhere to hang his wedding ring
Sorry but my bum looks big on this and we were a little stoned…
One hundred and eighty!
” NOOOO DONT LOOK!!! i never wiped my ass properly before doing that shot!!!!!!!”
Remember the story about the little Dutch Boy with his finger in the dyke to prevent the flood? Well this is much worse than that!
oh vicar that does`nt belong to me it`s my son`s
THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED